"Life's Been Good to me so far"

Inspired by Joe Walsh - eagles.

I have a small house
all say it's cute
Ain't always lived here
the location is beaut.

I build new hotels
Tear out their walls
I have investors
Pay for it all

They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Land Rover
Does just eighteen point five.
I lost my patience
Now I don't drive

I take a Metro
Ride to my work
I hold my pockets
In case it is picked

I'm writing blogs now
My fans - they can't wait
They send me comments
Telling me they are great

So I got me a Mac now
To pen my first book
Just wait for it now
It will surely be good

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
(Everybody sing) I'm cool (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties
Sometimes until four
It's hard to leave
When you can't find the door

It's tough to handle
People with fortune and fame
Everybody's so different
I haven't changed

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
(Everybody sing) Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
I keep on going guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far baby,
inside the Sad Earth Cafe.